larry-willard-stylinson: I wish I was Asher Keddie.
lolsofunny: So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” and all I can think about is
me: you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF
What I'm supposed to be doing now: Studying.
What I am doing now: Internally screaming because Castle asked Beckett to marry him.
sexcake: i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me
Super fantastic episode. Love Nina, love Patrick, love how they’ve handled the break between the end of season 3 and start of season 4. Still not 100% on whether or not I like the new girl…
worldfamousprofessor: spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition? moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
everythingoffspring: My 1000th post!!! in celebration of my 1000th post, here is the latest sneak peak for season 4! i’m so excited!!! 2 WEEKS TODAY!! :D
sclez: sweetbuttandhellabooty: can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar madeggascar
heismyfirstolive: timelordsandhunters: is nobody going to talk about this painting i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
sherlockpulse: Do you ever just scream “Nathan Fillionnnnnnnnnnnbn” and cry.
Nick: There's a girl.
Bob: There is! See I knew, there is always a girl. What is she like?
Nick: She's uhh not quirky.
Nick: She's got no bangs.
Bob: No bangs.
Nick: Tall and fat.
Nick: Really ugly eyes. Small, tiny, little beady eyes.
Nick: Her name is uhh, Yolanda Winston.